Jimm Lasser, Esq. (1974- )
On the stormy morning of Sunday, December 9, 1974, Nancy Lasser, wife of Alan, gave birth to a boy. He was born on a bed of poles covered with corn husks. The birth took place in the Lassers' rough-hewn cabin in Winnetka near Chicago, Illinois.
Jimm spent a short amount of time in a log schoolhouse, before graduating from the University of Michigan, Vanderbilt University School of Law, and the Wieden+ Kennedy "12".
He attended school dressed in a raccoon cap, buckskin clothes, and pants so short that several inches of his calves were exposed. Jimm was wounded by bottle rocket at the Battle of Crow Island Woods, spoke out against the Dred Scott Decision, and was at one time a member of a secret society.
Currently he is the Executive Creative Director at Lightning Orchard in Brooklyn, New York. He is credited with putting George Washington into a Dodge Challenger, Eminem into a Chrysler 200 and Clint Eastwood into politics.
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